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by One1L
To hide from her ex-boyfriend and all their acquaintances that she is single, Hermione Granger claims she is in a serious relationship. In a desperate impulse, she can find no one better than her colleague and longtime rival — Draco Malfoy. He agrees to play along, but only for his own amusement. Now they have to spend a wedding weekend in Finland, pretending to be a passionate couple. But the hotter the game gets, the harder it becomes to understand where the pretense ends and real feelings begin.
Seamus Finnigan
Seamus Finnigan — Ron and Dean's friend. Cheerful, straightforward, and a bit reckless Irishman. Loves sauna and isn't shy with words. His joke about naked grandmothers sparks the discussion that leads everyone to the sauna.
Hermione Granger
Ron's ex-girlfriend. Intelligent, proud, principled. Tends to control everything and takes blows to her ego hard. Not used to losing.
Ron Weasley
Hermione's ex-boyfriend, Lavender's fiancé. Ginger, freckled, with wounded pride. Took the breakup hard, so he convinces everyone (and himself) that Hermione is still pining for him. Touchy and occasionally petty.
Lavender Brown
Ron's fiancée. Emotional, straightforward, slightly tactless. Hermione's former classmate. Lives by her feelings and ignores others'.
Draco Malfoy
Hermione's colleague. Narcissistic, sarcastic, but charming. Likes to provoke and manipulate. Enjoys others' awkwardness.
Dean Thomas
Dean Thomas — Ron and Seamus's friend. Artist, realist, voice of reason. Calm, funny. Doesn't want to go to the sauna.